About Me
I am the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
I am first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
I am the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
I am the failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
I am the guy loitering on Younge St. that is always trying to sell you something.
I am the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
I am the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date
I laugh and take you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who I called for you.
I am the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
I am the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
I am Fred, Speedgoogles is Wilma. The only match for her wit is my sarcasm.
Known to be obstreperous at times
I am first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
I am the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
I am the failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
I am the guy loitering on Younge St. that is always trying to sell you something.
I am the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
I am the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date
I laugh and take you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who I called for you.
I am the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
I am the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
I am Fred, Speedgoogles is Wilma. The only match for her wit is my sarcasm.
Known to be obstreperous at times